Okay, so technically I am still an Army Officer. My obligation was to end 4 years after leaving active duty in 1998. But the "war against terrorism" seemed to have put an end to that and now I am told that I am still "on the books" until next year.
Every once in a while I get strange offers to return to the fold... like the following:
"You've heard the pitch once or twice before - "Army Reserve...Not Your
Everyday Job!"
Well, let me ask you this - Has your unit been living up to this expectation?
Do you want more out of your battle assemblies? Are looking for a change?
If so, have you ever thought about the Army Watercraft Field?
That's right, the Army has Watercraft.
And we are always looking for new Soldiers.
We have positions in the following MOSs (just to name a few):
Enlisted:
25U Signal Support Systems Specialist
42A Human Resource Specialist
88K Watercraft Operator
88L Watercraft Engineer
88H Cargo Specialist
88M Motor Transport Operator
88N Traffic Management Coordinator
92A Automated Logistical Specialist
92F Petroleum Supply Specialist
92G Food Service Specialist
Warrant Officers:
880A Marine Deck Officer
881A Marine Engineering Officer
Officers:
88A Transportation, General
88C Marine and Terminal Operations
For more information contact: ..." (I have snipped this piece of information)
Several observations:
#1: why send such a buckshot message to enlisted, warrant officers and commissioned officers alike?
#2: I am an armor / cav officer, not one of the listed 88... fields.
#3: Is the Army *that* desperate these days, that it spams everyone who served in the hopes he/she might sign back on? In any field?
#4: "Has your unit been living up to this expectation?" please? WTF?
I won't be going back on active duty or into the reserves any time soon. Though the promise of commanding an Army Watercraft does sound very promising... If you do force me back onto active duty, dear army, please let me command a
JMLS (Joint Modular Lighter System).